Tag Archives: old

miss a pair

Old and bald,

I miss a pair:

Being young,

with chartreuse hair.

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hill choice

Never head for the hills you feel as old as.

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time and energy

As to time and energy, you reach an age when you’re behind the times and below the energy.

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old hands

Some folks are old hands at the five-finger discount.

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same ole’, same ole’

Colorado didn’t turn over a new leaf. It just legalized an old one.

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wives’ tales

Father Time never hears old wives’ tales because he’d know exactly how old the wives’ would be who’d be telling them.

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old money

If you have to be old, try to work it so that you’re old money.

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