Tag Archives: paper

same wavelength

You hope your airliner isn’t on the same wavelength as the paper airplane the kid is flying up and down its center aisle.

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paper trail

One way to leave a paper trail is have toilet paper stuck to your shoe.

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papering over

One guy papered things over. With color. Tanned his hide.

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bagging problems

One guy’s split-personality gives him the most trouble at the supermarket checkout counter. Half of him insists on paper, and the other half argues for plastic.

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birdie worry

Birdie-dirty worry run amok is paper spread under the cuckoo clock.

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pathetic termite

What’s pathetic is the termite on a kid’s homework paper that thinks it’s a dog.

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on paper

One thing an office worker sometimes puts on paper is blood from a paper cut.

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