You hope your airliner isn’t on the same wavelength as the paper airplane the kid is flying up and down its center aisle.
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One way to leave a paper trail is have toilet paper stuck to your shoe.
One guy papered things over. With color. Tanned his hide.
One guy’s split-personality gives him the most trouble at the supermarket checkout counter. Half of him insists on paper, and the other half argues for plastic.
Birdie-dirty worry run amok is paper spread under the cuckoo clock.
What’s pathetic is the termite on a kid’s homework paper that thinks it’s a dog.
One thing an office worker sometimes puts on paper is blood from a paper cut.