Tag Archives: people

cook up

What some people can cook up in no time is excuses.

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sound asleep

Some people can’t snore any further than the end of their nose. But most can.

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becoming

If you’re becoming, fewer people wish you’d be going.

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carpenter candidates

You run into so many people who ought to be carpenters because they’re expert chiselers.

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communication difficulty

One of the hardest things to get across to people is that you’d rather not be in touch with anyone.

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dig arguments

When you dig other people’s arguments, they have one opinion in the grave.

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hand knowledge

Unlike a lot of people, my left hand knows what my right hand is doing – laying the car keys down where neither hand will be able to find them later.

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kindness milk

People mean well, but sometimes pour the milk of human kindness before it’s pasteurized.

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famous love

A lot of famous people fall in love with their mirror.

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