Tag Archives: pollution

air pollution

Our air pollution is as common as my artificial respiration.

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artificial respiration

As long as it doesn’t kill me, a heart attack might be helpful. Artificial respiration would be an improvement on the air pollution where I live.

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worst air

Our area was just named one of the most air-polluted in the U.S. We already knew that. You meet a friend eating an ice cream cone and think: is that chocolate or just look like it is?

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CEO punishment

When Halliburton was fined $200,000 for destroying evidence about the worst oil spill in U.S. history, there was no mention of its CEO’s punishment:  20 lashes with a wet noodle.

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lifeguard chair

On back of lifeguard’s chair at the beach: Air Temperature, Water Temperature, Wave Heights, Oil-to-Water Ratio

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bottled message

Message in bottle washed up on desert island’s beach: “If you’re reading this, your fingers have already been contaminated by sea water.”

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sunbathing

Sign on oily beach: Caution! Sunbathers can accidentally slide into water.

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clear day

On a clear day UCLA.

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smoking

Nothing is worse than wanting “close, but no cigar” and getting a smoke-filled room.

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