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wealth and worthy

The victim was filthy rich; her kidnapper dirt poor. “Why’d you ask for so much ransom?” she asked him. “It was love at first sight,” he said.  “And this was the only way I could get enough money to be worthy of asking you for a date.”

 

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speech blunder

A poor cure for a speech blunder is foot-in-mouth resuscitation.

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well-being threat

Today’s biggest threat to well-being is not being well-to-do.

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poor school

School is the new poorhouse.

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nut trees

My family tree never had peanuts.

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peanut allergy

This is a poor time to have a peanut allergy. They’re what we have to work for.

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humble

I came from extra-humble beginnings.  We couldn’t even afford humble pie.

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