Tag Archives: psychiatrists

seeing a shrink

The guy admits he should see a shrink. He got all his tattoos with invisible ink.

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tax love

It was a timely question. A psychiatrist asked his patient on April 15 about the first time he discovered that he loves to pay taxes.

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mental note

Is it enough to make a mental note that you need to see a psychiatrist?

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depressing pasta

Now they’re saying eating pasta can depress you. So with each entree at the Olive Garden can I expect to get a visit with a shrink on the veranda?

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horses?

The psychiatrist said, “How do you feel about seeing a horse of a different color?” The patient said, “Not a horse. An elephant. And we’re tickled pink.”

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