Tag Archives: pulling

prize lawmaker

The lawmaker who represents us is the one who wins the prize. You couldn’t find anyone better at pulling the bull right over your eyes.

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turning on

Has whatever turns you on ever started a power struggle over who’ll pull your chain?

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garden exercise

With garden exercises, I pulled and pushed. I called them garden exercises because I started  fresh as a daisy and ended up bushed.

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wool pull

You try to pull the wool over her eyes and darn if it’s not with the wrong yarn.

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rug-pull

At my age, what you pull the rug out from under is your hat.

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yanking

Yanking the food chain might be how pulled-pork came about.

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pulling trouble

I found out why I have trouble pulling out all stops. There’s arthritis in my puller.

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two ways

Roping ’em in accomplishes about the same as pulling some strings. You just use more strands.

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