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head and neck

It’s often on your head because you stuck your neck out.

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word delete

Ever wonder how football sportscasters would announce a game if they couldn’t use the word “job”?

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less man

You know you’re no longer man enough when your Adam’s apple has turned to applesauce.

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argue long loud

The weaker the argument, the louder it is and longer it lasts.

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good listener

The good listener is often up to his ears in hears.

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inside trap

Many of us are just a person trapped inside a booby.

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bad company

When in bad company, don’t bat an eye.

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wooded need

A country can be too far out of the woods.

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same wavelength

You hope your airliner isn’t on the same wavelength as the paper airplane the kid is flying up and down its center aisle.

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