The universal state of affairs is that married people have affairs in every state.
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Wind where there’s fig leaves can blow your cover.
Let’s hope sexual congress is one congress that works.
If you can’t stand the heat, maybe you better not die.
The keenest ears are along a grapevine.
I think, therefore I have another one coming.
If it wasn’t for the Amish, no one today could be born into the 17th century.