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state of affairs

The universal state of affairs is that married people have affairs in every state.

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wind and leaves

Wind where there’s fig leaves can blow your cover.

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working congress

Let’s hope sexual congress is one congress that works.

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standing heat

If you can’t stand the heat, maybe you better not die.

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keen ears

The keenest ears are along a grapevine.

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more think

I think, therefore I have another one coming.

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Amish birth

If it wasn’t for the Amish, no one today could be born into the 17th century.

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