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high-rise

They say they’re building high-rises so high in some cities that the elevators show movies.

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air pollution

Our air pollution is as common as my artificial respiration.

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holding nature

Know when “call of nature” and “holding pattern” come together? When you’re an airline passenger and all the restrooms are occupied.

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eye gleam

We guys might reach an age when the only time we have a gleam in our eye is when we miss our mouth with the toothbrush.

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doorstep trouble

I don’t want to exaggerate. But if I left my troubles on the doorstep, you wouldn’t be able to see my house,

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din-din acupuncture

I suffer from din-din acupuncture. No matter who, how many, or where we meet for dinner, I get stuck with the bill.

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really broke

You know you’re really broke when your creditors have been carrying you longer than your mother when she was pregnant with you.

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