They say they’re building high-rises so high in some cities that the elevators show movies.
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Our air pollution is as common as my artificial respiration.
Know when “call of nature” and “holding pattern” come together? When you’re an airline passenger and all the restrooms are occupied.
We guys might reach an age when the only time we have a gleam in our eye is when we miss our mouth with the toothbrush.
I don’t want to exaggerate. But if I left my troubles on the doorstep, you wouldn’t be able to see my house,
I suffer from din-din acupuncture. No matter who, how many, or where we meet for dinner, I get stuck with the bill.
You know you’re really broke when your creditors have been carrying you longer than your mother when she was pregnant with you.