eye gleam

We guys might reach an age when the only time we have a gleam in our eye is when we miss our mouth with the toothbrush.

shortcut

You reach the age when a shortcut is bypass surgery.

lost ability

Men reach an age at which most lose the ability to be hairbrained.

foggiest notion

I’ve reached the age when I DO have the foggiest notion. In fact, many of them.

clock reverse

You reach an age at which you wish you could turn the clock back to round or square one.

call it a (birth)day

You reach an age when you wouldn’t mind going cold turkey on birthdays.

most nostalgic

You reach an age at which you’re most nostalgic for when you could remember things.

overreach

Thanks to anyone who puts overreach out of reach.

once wavy

The girls used to like  my wavy hair within reach. Now they dislike that the waves are gone and there’s nothing left but beach.