Tag Archives: reading

close look

Sometimes all you need to clearly read what your insurance policy doesn’t pay for is a microscope.

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better unsaid

Some things are better left unsaid. So I text them.

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mind reading

All you need, in order to read some people’s minds, is reading glasses.

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flash trading

Good job – whoever taught speed reading to those computers that flash-trade stocks.

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reading list

The teacher’s summer reading list for some students includes the handwriting on the wall.

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exotic alphabet

Tried an exotic language, read its alphabet, embossed. Now, it’s so disastrous that my eyes can’t get uncrossed.

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study exceptionalism

My study habits are exceptional. While reading, my lips never make a false move.

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illiteracy

Many people think you’re illiterate only if you can’t read a checkbook.

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ground cover

Reading back over these quips to date, they cover more ground than a Weight Watchers’ picnic.

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lost and found

Good news for anyone reading this who lost a fat roll of bills with a rubberband around it.  I found the rubberband.

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