fridge

Our refrigerator door is full of stuck-on notes, pictures, cartoons etc. that a sign in its center says “No Vacancy.”

refrigerator degrees

I don’t know how many degrees it is inside our refrigerator. But there’s stuff stuck on the outside of it to the nth degree.

crowd control

Crowd control? That’d be the responsibility of the one in charge of the arrangement of pictures on the refrigerator door.

jackpot

Coins from a slot machine? Nevermore. Cubes from fridge’s ice machine? All over the floor.