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soup amount

The over-cautious restaurant is the one that doesn’t give you enough soup for a fly to float in.

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pants

The sign at the restaurant door said: “No shirt, no shoes, thank God for pants.”

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alphabet soup

I ordered my favorite lunch at my favorite restaurant – alphabet soup with extra vowels.

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secret ingredient

I think I know the chef’s secret ingredient at our neighborhood diner: Leftover Helper.

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push-button mower

Can’t use my push-button mower after I pig out at the deli. The button I push the mower’s handle with is the button in my belly.

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day’s soup

At many restaurants, the soup of the day is whatever yesterday’s boils down to.

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green apples

In some fast-food restaurants, I’m as sure of what the food will do to me as I am that God made little green apples.

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real waiters

Customers sometimes become whiners. Because at some restaurants the real waiters are the diners.

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only food

The only thing you can say about the food in some restaurants is “don’t eat it.”

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yummy ads

The picture of food in an advertisement, compared with what the same food looks like when they bring your order, is pie in the sky.

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