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wealth and worthy

The victim was filthy rich; her kidnapper dirt poor. “Why’d you ask for so much ransom?” she asked him. “It was love at first sight,” he said.  “And this was the only way I could get enough money to be worthy of asking you for a date.”

 

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avalanche

There are certain gated communities in which, by clearing your throat too vigorously, you could start an avalanche of money.

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political fence

Politicians are on the fence that keeps the rich separated from the rest.

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on a string

You couldn’t possibly have the world on a string…unless it’s a purse string.

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superrich

If I were among the richest one percent, I’d be wondering if you can get ill from gotten gains.

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strike it rich

Any major league baseball player who comes to bat strikes it rich.

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November 13, 2012 · 11:10 pm