holding nature

Know when “call of nature” and “holding pattern” come together? When you’re an airline passenger and all the restrooms are occupied.

film scripts

The script for most modern movies could be taken verbatim off Men’s Room walls.

wearing the pants

Who wears the pants doesn’t always have wiggle room.

setting straight

Whenever I wanted to set something straight, my mom said I should start with my room.

having everything

If you had everything, would you have enough room for it?

double-edged benefit

While teeth are grinding, there isn’t room to lie through them.

forgetting

Every home should have one room that’s just for forgetting why you came into it.