Tag Archives: room

holding nature

Know when “call of nature” and “holding pattern” come together? When you’re an airline passenger and all the restrooms are occupied.

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film scripts

The script for most modern movies could be taken verbatim off Men’s Room walls.

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wearing the pants

Who wears the pants doesn’t always have wiggle room.

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setting straight

Whenever I wanted to set something straight, my mom said I should start with my room.

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having everything

If you had everything, would you have enough room for it?

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double-edged benefit

While teeth are grinding, there isn’t room to lie through them.

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forgetting

Every home should have one room that’s just for forgetting why you came into it.

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