Tag Archives: safety

traffic safety

There’s safety in numbers. You’re safe if the number of cars on the road with yours is zero.

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safety if

Any port in a storm. For anyone knowing enough to come in out of the rain.

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safety record

A safety record is often as good as the duct tape.

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unhandy

I could be more handy. Painted myself into the corner of a safe house.

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falling short

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. So my congressman isn’t even in danger.

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seniors driving class

One instructor at the Senior Citizens Safe Driving class summed it up for us: “Stay out of the way of young drivers.”

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Edward Snowden

We ALL feel like Edward Snowden: We could be safe in an airport. We could be killed in an airplane.

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