tie in

They did what they thought tied in nicely with the company’s cash flow. Sold it down the river.

seasonal adjustments

More politicians should make seasonal adjustments – give you free swimsuits or ice skates when they sell you down the river.

the politician’s query

“I know what I do is still greenbackable. When I sell my soul, could that be taxable?”

wrecked plan

Know what makes your selling plan a wreck? Receptionists refuse your card, bestow on you  rain checks.

something extra

It seems to me that one of our mechanical stores has an interesting policy: with everything it sells you, it throws in something extra – a monkey wrench.

true smoke

Truth in advertising equals smoke in mirrors.

sugary drinks

Store owners could sell sizeless sugary drinks by pouring them directly down customers’ throats until the customers gave the “say when” sign.