Tag Archives: shirts

pants

The sign at the restaurant door said: “No shirt, no shoes, thank God for pants.”

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running afoul

I and the ref I run afoul of are both Libras. Even so, what I bury in my dreams is a zebra.

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shirt and pants

As their pants slipped down around their knees, I overheard one young guy say to another: “Okay! Okay! Keep your shirt on!”

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shirt loss

It’s bad enough to lose your shirt. But to a moth?!!

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white-collar crime

For genuine white-collar crime, you need Tide.

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risking your neck

One way to risk your neck is wear a shirt with a collar that’s not high enough to hide its wrinkles.

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shirts

My shirts hold their shape: potbellied.

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