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two words

The shopping mall

in two words is –

Firt word “screaming,”

Second word “kids.”

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susceptibility

Accepting generalization over individualization makes us more susceptible to influence on where we click, how we shop and vote.

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find everything?

They asked at the store if I found everything I was looking for. Everything but my bearings.

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list length

It takes shoppers as long as their list.

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one-child policy

It’s only fair that China considers dropping its one-child policy. The Chinese deserve a chance to listen to as many screaming kids at shopping centers as the rest of us.

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missed bargains

I made up for missing some bargains by also missing some price hikes.

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shoes

Shoe stores should have tile floors so you can decide if the pair you’re trying on sounds attractive.

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