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wealth and worthy

The victim was filthy rich; her kidnapper dirt poor. “Why’d you ask for so much ransom?” she asked him. “It was love at first sight,” he said.  “And this was the only way I could get enough money to be worthy of asking you for a date.”

 

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clear sight

After cataract surgery, you can see lousy TV clearer.

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exotic alphabet

Tried an exotic language, read its alphabet, embossed. Now, it’s so disastrous that my eyes can’t get uncrossed.

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plain sight

When you hide something in plain sight, the card you have up your sleeve is that there’s no sleeve.

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