Tag Archives: skin

hives remedy

Who would remedy hives must start from scratch.

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ink debut

Swan-song tattoo

on his last blank skin.

Final ink debut

on his dimpled chin.

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abundant skin

Overweight isn’t all bad. There’s more skin for tattoos.

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waiting room alarm

In a dermatologist’s waiting room, you get an alarming feeling, when you look up at the ceiling and see the paint is peeling.

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bear watching

What bears watching is bare.

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grows on you

This growing old grows on you. Mostly liver spots.

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balloon shave

Some guys have wrinkles so deep they can’t shave unless they’re blowing up a balloon.

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