Tag Archives: skin

itching powder

Hope the itching powder isn’t up to scratch.

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taking lumps

You’re always taking your lumps when everything gives you hives.

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hives remedy

Who would remedy hives must start from scratch.

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ink debut

Swan-song tattoo

on his last blank skin.

Final ink debut

on his dimpled chin.

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abundant skin

Overweight isn’t all bad. There’s more skin for tattoos.

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waiting room alarm

In a dermatologist’s waiting room, you get an alarming feeling, when you look up at the ceiling and see the paint is peeling.

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bear watching

What bears watching is bare.

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