Tag Archives: surgery

shortcut

You reach the age when a shortcut is bypass surgery.

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custody loss

The surgeon told me to think of it as losing a custody battle for my gall bladder.

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clear sight

After cataract surgery, you can see lousy TV clearer.

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transplant irony

It’s ironic that some patients have had a change of heart about transplant surgery.

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nose loss

Most people won’t cut off their nose to spite their face unless their insurance pays for elective surgery.

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sliced bread

The doctor said my surgery should be the best thing since he sliced bread.

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world flights

I’d like to fly around the world. I want to do it comfortably on airliners, so I think I’ll have my legs amputated.

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crazy bone

It’s perfectly fitting for a congressman to make his crazy bone available for transplant.

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surgery grades

The surgeries at our area hospitals are evaluated and graded…on a curve.

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change of heart

For some people to have a change of heart, it’d take a transplant.

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