Tag Archives: taxes

death or taxes

If it isn’t

death or taxes,

it sure has

attractive lackses.

 

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two sure things

It’s true about the only two sure things. You answer the knock at death’s door and it’s the tax collector.

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corrupt offshoring

Offshoring companies of corruption smacks when they don’t pay any U.S. tax.

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tax love

It was a timely question. A psychiatrist asked his patient on April 15 about the first time he discovered that he loves to pay taxes.

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hands on

Your representatives in the legislature often can’t put their finger on exactly where your money is. Both hands – yes.

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how hard up

How hard up is our municipality? It charged a genie property tax on his magic lamp.

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the politician’s query

“I know what I do is still greenbackable. When I sell my soul, could that be taxable?”

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