Tag Archives: traffic

traffic

What the traffic will bear depends on what you’re trafficking in.

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traffic safety

There’s safety in numbers. You’re safe if the number of cars on the road with yours is zero.

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signal calling

Accidents often happen when you try to call the signals while you’re in the driver’s seat.

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street smarts

You have street smarts if you can see what people are driving at. Especially if they’re driving at YOU.

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traffic streams

You often get into a stream of traffic that doesn’t have much of a current.

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parrot nag

When driving, the parrot on your shoulder can be worse than a backseat driver.

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no limits

The drug traffic knows no geographic or climactic limitations. Some tropical beaches have more snow than sand.

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