din-din acupuncture

I suffer from din-din acupuncture. No matter who, how many, or where we meet for dinner, I get stuck with the bill.

equal courtesy

All things being equal, courtesy treats them as such.

a stab

Ever feel like taking a stab at acupuncture?

no return

When an acupuncturist tells a patient they’re at the point of no return he means he can’t get one of his needles back out.

sportscasters

Sportscasters make your ears beware. Their tongues could use some hernia repair.

silent treatment

Another word for the silent treatment is “embalm.”

wet feet

I got my feet wet at being treated like dirt. It was my first mudslide.