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din-din acupuncture

I suffer from din-din acupuncture. No matter who, how many, or where we meet for dinner, I get stuck with the bill.

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equal courtesy

All things being equal, courtesy treats them as such.

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a stab

Ever feel like taking a stab at acupuncture?

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no return

When an acupuncturist tells a patient they’re at the point of no return he means he can’t get one of his needles back out.

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sportscasters

Sportscasters make your ears beware. Their tongues could use some hernia repair.

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silent treatment

Another word for the silent treatment is “embalm.”

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wet feet

I got my feet wet at being treated like dirt. It was my first mudslide.

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