Tag Archives: young

miss a pair

Old and bald,

I miss a pair:

Being young,

with chartreuse hair.

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fountain drink

Drinking from the fountain of youth could get you a young frog in your throat.

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shirt and pants

As their pants slipped down around their knees, I overheard one young guy say to another: “Okay! Okay! Keep your shirt on!”

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second childhood

If you’re in your second childhood, maybe you’re too young again to be married.

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belt

Some guys whose belt is around their knees will live long enough to wear it right under their armpits.

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old, young

You’re never too old to wish you were young.

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