due credit

Everybody should have at least one idea his boss can steal so the CEO can give credit where it isn’t due.

CEO color

When they show their true colors, most CEOs show the color of money.

dessert instead

Corporate board members ordered psychiatric evaluations of the CEO. Instead of showing a pie chart. he baked them a cake.

from the top

Taking it from the top, one street thief would only hold up CEOs.

company lunch

During lunch at company headquarters, only the CEO can be served a recipe ending with the word “supreme.”

request results

Not all requests are granted. But a few corporate CEOs occasionally will take a legislator showing a leash in his mouth out for a walk.

called on carpet

One CEO would be called on the carpet if his company could afford one.