Tag Archives: figures of speech

chain strong

A chain is as strong as the ball attached to it.

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stay put

About the best way to stay put is look forward to being backward.

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auto retirement

My car is semi-retired. I’m paying its pension.

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knocking

If there isn’t a knock on my door there’s one in my car.

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added insult

To keep from suffering added insult, protect yourself from injury.

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loud action

Actions speak louder than words. Such as biting your tongue.

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hole or no

Whether or not there’s a hole in your position can depend on your definition of “ace.”

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