Tag Archives: figures of speech

short term

In the short term there’s the human attention span.

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mature government

Ever get the feeling there are guys in government who 0nly mature after they’ve exhausted all other possibilities?

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day speak

It’s a good thing comments on Twitter are written. If ┬áhe spoke them, you’d be afraid some mid-week the guy would pronounce both d’s in Wednesday.

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crack a book

Instead of cracking a book, some wish they’d have punched it.

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one way loser

In one way I’m a loser. In fact, I feel like I’m in the Bermuda Triangle for money.

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cement facets

There’s a fella I’ll just call Chet

Whose mind has cement facets.

It’s either all mixed up

Or all filled up

With beliefs that are solidly set.

 

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think through

Ever get the feeling that those you elected to think things through are through with thinking?

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