Tag Archives: income

retire worry

Ever worry that your retirement income will retire?

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running out

Too much of my disposable income runs out on me.

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checks and balances

We have a pretty good system of checks and balances. But sometimes the system that determines where most of the checks go gets out of balance.

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disposable income

Wish more of my proposable income would become disposable income.

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income disparity

Income disparity worsens. As the 99 percent become more strapped FOR cash, the one percent become more strapped TO it.

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vacation fill-in

I’m sort of worried. My stock broker’s filling in for a vacationing fortune-teller.

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potholes

Due to limited income, there’s limited funds to fix ‘um. So potholes are out of control.

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reverse mortgages

There is no reverse mortgage on a house that is on the house.

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income and expenses

A creative accountant is someone paid to invent non-existent expenses and hide actual income.

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net income

Net income is best for pro basketball players.

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