going twice

When you go on an airliner, you’re in the ideal place to go on a diet.

 

street smarts

You have street smarts if you can see what people are driving at. Especially if they’re driving at YOU.

traffic arteries

They’re probably called traffic arteries because they’re usually clogged.

traffic streams

You often get into a stream of traffic that doesn’t have much of a current.

parrot nag

When driving, the parrot on your shoulder can be worse than a backseat driver.

seat fastener

Some fasteners let seat belts hold you prisoner.

barn side

Sometimes you find that one thing that can hit the broad side of a barn is a milk truck.

descriptive differences

Of some descriptions I disapprove. Like – why call it “rush”-hour traffic when it doesn’t move?

on a roll

You’re on a roll when you’ve rolled through several stop signs in a row.

talking GPS

No one resents a GPS talking to you while driving like a ventriloquist.