You reach an age at which you wish you could turn the clock back to round or square one.
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You’re sometimes crawling with what you wouldn’t walk across the street to get one of.
Dirty life stories all come out in the wash.
People mean well, but sometimes pour the milk of human kindness before it’s pasteurized.
A lot of famous people fall in love with their mirror.
Guys who have their work cut out for them hope the work cuts a fine figure.
Who has the last laugh is often the one who takes longest to “get” the joke.