Tag Archives: aphorisms

clock reverse

You reach an age at which you wish you could turn the clock back to round or square one.

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walk and crawl

You’re sometimes crawling with what you wouldn’t walk across the street to get one of.

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life stories

Dirty life stories all come out in the wash.

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kindness milk

People mean well, but sometimes pour the milk of human kindness before it’s pasteurized.

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famous love

A lot of famous people fall in love with their mirror.

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work cut

Guys who have their work cut out for them hope the work cuts a fine figure.

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last laugh

Who has the last laugh is often the one who takes longest to “get” the joke.

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