bankrupt Detroit

Detroit can’t pay its bills. But there’s hope. Maybe Fred Thompson or Fonzie favors reverse mortgages for cities.

burned up

If you lose a sports championship in some cities, the fans get burned up. If you win it, the city gets burned up.

slice of life

It was on a city street that the guy with a knife told me I could call this a slice of life – the one where you give him your money or he slices the life out of you.

extra mile

It depends where you go the extra mile. Do it in most cities and you’re lucky you don’t get mugged again, like you did on the first mile.

territorial mugging

Muggers in our city mapped out their own territories so they don’t mug each other by mistake.

clear day

On a clear day UCLA.